August 24, 2003
I'd like to share with you a letter I sent to Lysol recently.
Dear Lysol,
I recently purchased your new Orange Breeze scrubbing wipes. I had some really stubborn parts of my stove that needed cleaning, and I'd like to say that your wipes got a very small part of the job done.
My aunt also uses the same scented wipes, and every time I go to her house, I extoll the virtues of the wonderful orange scent to her. This morning, I popped the cap on the bottle to smell them again when I had a great idea.
Let's face it, they smell great. We've already established that. But how about this? Lysol-brand Orange Breeze scrubbing wipes could be modified to taste as great as they smell. Think about it! Not only do they have EXTREME CLEANING ACTION thanks to the built-in scrubbing fibers, but they could also make a great-tasting orange-flavored snack!
So thanks for providing me with this great scent. I only hope you start providing great taste as well. Because let me tell you, in their current form they taste pretty nasty. You should really do something about that.
Sincerely,
Christopher R. Curzio
Let's hope someone over at Lysol is ready to take on this challenge. I love orange-scented and orange-flavored stuff. The best, I think, was this hand cleanser my brother had at his house. I swear, every time you washed your hands you could swear you were eating an orange. That stuff tasted like crap too, though.
When will someone manufacture something that smells AND tastes like an orange?
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