April 20, 2004
I think it's time for an overview of my recent annoyances.
First and foremost, nozzle lights. Little blue or red LEDs stuck to the outside
of washer fluid nozzles on the hoods of cars. They're idiotic and pointless, and
they look ridiculous. Morons. This does not make you or your car look cool. The
only purpose it serves is to say "Look at what kind of dumb bullshit I buy for
my car!"
Speaking of annoying automotive accessories, that brings us to my second
irritation. Spinning rims. Who the hell thought this was a cool idea? "Oooh, the
wheels look like they're still spinning even if the car has no forward motion!
THAT'S SO RAD!" Yet another stupid accessory that makes its owners look like
fools. Hooray!
Finally on my list for today are dumbass marketing idiots that think they can be
cool by telling people to dial more letters than there are digits in a phone
number. You know, some silly ad will tell you "DIAL 1-800-CORRESPONDENCE" which
is entirely pointless after the P since there are only seven digits in a phone
number outside of the area code. Sure, they say "But it's an easy way to
remember the number!" Please. People were remembering 800 numbers long before
you idiots decided to tack on additional button presses. The worst part is,
there are people who wouldn't know to simply stop dialing after seven digits, so
they'll dial the whole word. Wasted effort!
Yeah, I'm in a great mood. Where are my prunes?
(19:44)
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Comment #1 by abubigbird
While not in the annoying area you note, regardless of what you may claim, I will stand firmly behind the LED lights on KITT. (To those void of knowing what/who KITT is, please take a seat at the kiddy's table and shut up!) I mean, KITT rocked on big time during the 80s, only challenged by Doc Brown's ingenious Delorean time-traveling concoction and Mr. T's A-Team van.
As per the spinning rims, yeah, I could not agree more. They inhale profusely. Enough said.
On the topic of idiotic phone numbers, I still think, in theory, it may be plausible to generate such a number. You just have to take into account what was mentioned earlier: 1 + country code + area code + 7 digits - you could make something super stupid and long!
As per your clear menstruation issues, you might try simply visiting your local grocery store or pharmacy to aid in resolving your predicament. If nothing else, there must be a liquor store or bar nearby. Taking from he who seemingly knows all, Homer resolved many an issues at Moe’s, vis-à -vis alcohol. Who are you to challenge such an educated and well-rounded guy? So, I implore you to find some Duff, if the earlier suggested remedies do not pan out.
(21-APR-04 - 17:45 EST)
Comment #2 by karmaflux
I'm savin up for double-deuce spinnaz for the Crown Vic as we speak.
FO THERTY LEX WIT A CONVERTIBLE TOP
AND MY RIMS KEEP SPINNIN EVERY TIME I STOP
(22-APR-04 - 09:32 EST)
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