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March 15, 2007

I bought a box of Grape Nuts the other day, however up until recently I was not aware of their magical properties. Although granted it could be a magical property of the shipping process and not the Grape Nuts themselves, but to my knowledge it does appear to be solely limited to Grape Nuts.

In any case, upon opening the box yesterday and unfolding the four flaps I noticed an extremely curious statement on the inside-right flap after opening the first two:

CONTENTS MAY HAVE OCCURRED DURING SHIPPING

Holy shit how the hell does that even happen?

(11:15)

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Comment #1 by Missy

It's the Immaculate Grape Nuttery.

Y'know, it sort of disturbs me that the Grape Nuts folks aren't entirely sure of where exactly their product originated.

(16-MAR-07 - 23:09 EST)

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